Entertain your inner conspiracy theorist with the Concord Aerospace JEWISH SPACE LASER ACTIVATION PANELS.
Do you think Oxygen is overrated?
Are forests getting in your way?
Do you already own a SPACE LASER but it lacks that certain "CHOSENNESS" factor?
If your answer is yes, then you are in luck!
2 GREAT PANEL DESIGNS TO CHOOSE FROM:
OPTION 1 - If you already have your own Jewish Space Laser, this option will get your firing your laser with a brand new look and has the ON-OFF selectors.
OPTION 2 - If you happen to be a Multi-Space Laser user, this panel allows for you to choose between the Jewish or the less powerful Gentile setting for your laser.
HISTORY OF THE JEWISH SPACE LASER:
The first iteration of the JEWISH SPACE LASER was developed in complete secrecy around 1446 B.C. by the Israelites of Egypt in collaboration with space-aliens from planet Zbornak 5.
It was initially designed as a rapid liquid evaporator (RLE) and was integral during the parting of the Red Sea during the Exodus.
After the United States' declaration of independence in 1776, the lost plans were smuggled to the New World by the Freemasons. The secret knowledge of the JEWISH SPACE LASER was hidden and constantly moved to avoid discovery. These hidden locations include George Washington's grave, a secret chamber in the Jefferson Memorial, the Torch of the Statue of Liberty and most recently, the basement of Nicolas Cage's house.
The most powerful Jewish Laser hardware was developed and made operational as a secret weapon by the United States Military. It was placed in low Earth orbit in 2017 by the newly formed U.S. SPACE FORCE created specifically to operate the Jewish Space Laser.
During its operations & checkout testing in 2018, a malfunction triggered an unplanned firing of the laser. The powerful beam struck California and started a massive wildfire causing state-wide devestation.
In January 2021 this dark secret and mission failure was discovered by a junior congresswoman of the United States.
Once public knowledge, the military Jewish Space Laser and all accompanying hardware in orbit was self-destructed by the Space Force. The fallen debris was cloaked under the meteor shower Anthelion in January 2021.
The plans were shortly leaked to public and many different versions of the laser are now commercially available to public including the Non-Jewish ones made in China.
Jewish Space Laser Activation Switch includes:
- Two Designs to choose from. ON-OFF and JEWISH-GENTILE.
- Multi-layer switch assembly.
- One real / movable heavy-duty toggle switch. (20A-125VAC / 15A-250VAC)
- Accurately sized switch guard and bezels based on the Apollo Command Module.
- Custom fabricated toggle red switch boots.
- Reproduction DZUS for enhanced visuals.
- 3" x 3" x 3"
- Designed and manufactured in USA.
- Due to high demand, this item currently ships within 12-15 days. We will update this manufacturing time daily as we increase production. If you need a panel urgently, please contact us and we can definitely expedite your order.
Important usage warning: Although the switch panel is sold as memorabilia & display unit, it includes industrial grade toggle switch hardware as a part of its design. We utilize these components within our simulation projects and wire them in order to make the switches operational. In the case of powered operational use, the owner assumes all risk and liability for proper installation of this product. Concord Aerospace is not liable for any damages caused by the incorrect use or faulty wiring.
Makes a great gift for any Space Enthusiast and conspiracy theorist.