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Jewish Space Laser Panels include:
- Multi-layer laser cut switch assembly.
- Real / Operable heavy-duty toggle switch. (20A-125VAC / 15A-250VAC)
- Accurately sized switch guard and bezels based on the Apollo Command Module.
- Custom fabricated toggle red switch boots.
- Custom fabricated stainless steel washers.
- Reproduction DZUS for enhanced visuals.
- Completely designed, manufactured and assembled in our Orlando facility.
- Ships within 5 days.
- If you need a panel urgently, please contact us and we can expedite your order.
Important usage warning: Although these switch panels are sold as memorabilia & display units, they include industrial grade toggle switch / button hardware as a part of its design. We utilize these components within our simulation projects and wire them in order to make the switches operational. In the case of powered operational use, the owner assumes all risk and liability for proper installation of these products. Concord Aerospace is not liable for any damages caused by the incorrect use or faulty wiring of our products.
HISTORY OF THE JEWISH SPACE LASER:
The first iteration of the JEWISH SPACE LASER was developed in complete secrecy around 1446 B.C. by the Israelites of Egypt in collaboration with space-aliens from planet Zbornak 5.
It was initially designed as a rapid liquid evaporator (RLE) and was integral during the parting of the Red Sea during the Exodus. The immense energy needed for such a powerful ancient device required the building of the World's first mobile portable power bank, the Ark of the Covenant.
The Jewish Space Laser and the Ark of the Covenant was stored in the Temple of Salomon for some time. The Jewish Space Laser hardware and the Ark of the Covenant vanished when the Babylonians conquered Jerusalem in 587 B.C. Some of the original plans were saved and rushed to the Library of Alexandria under extreme secrecy and were protected throughout the centuries by several different secret society.
After the founding of the United States, 1776, the lost plans were smuggled to the New World by the Freemasons. The secret knowledge of the JEWISH SPACE LASER was hidden and constantly moved to avoid discovery. These hidden locations include George Washington's grave, a secret chamber in the Jefferson Memorial, the Torch of the Statue of Liberty and most recently, the basement of Nicolas Cage's house.
The most powerful Jewish Laser hardware was developed and made operational as a secret weapon by the United States Military. It was placed in low Earth orbit in 2017 by the newly formed U.S. SPACE FORCE created specifically to operate the Jewish Space Laser.
During its operations & checkout testing in 2018, a malfunction triggered an unplanned firing of the laser. The powerful beam struck California and started a massive wildfire causing state-wide devastation.
In January 2021, this dark secret and mission failure was discovered by a junior congresswoman of the United States.
Once public knowledge, the military Jewish Space Laser and all accompanying hardware in orbit was self-destructed by the Space Force. The fallen debris was cloaked under the meteor shower Anthelion in January 2021.
The plans were shortly leaked to public, and many different versions of the laser are now commercially available to public including the Non-Jewish ones to be used by the Gentile populace.
Makes a great gift for any Space Enthusiast and conspiracy theorist.