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Personalize your Jewish Space Laser Switch and turn it into a unique masterpiece...or an unforgettable fun gift. 

Just enter the text you would like on your switch panel in the matching fields above and our mission control will take care of the rest. 

For further customization, larger or different shaped panels and any other questions please email us at 


Jewish Space Laser Panels include:

  • Multi-layer laser cut switch assembly.
  • Real / Operable heavy-duty toggle switch. (20A-125VAC / 15A-250VAC).
  • SPST (ON-OFF Configuration). 
  • SPDT upgrade available on request. 
  • 12V Momentary push button switch. 
  • Accurately sized switch guard and bezels based on the Apollo Command Module. 
  • Custom fabricated toggle red switch boots. 
  • Custom fabricated stainless steel washers. 
  • Reproduction DZUS for enhanced visuals.
  • Completely designed, manufactured and assembled in our Orlando facility.
  • Ships within 5 days.
  • If you need a panel urgently, please contact us and we can expedite your order. 


To the racist aficionados (that's a fancy way of saying 'people who really "dig" something and are gung-ho about that thing they dig' - you're welcome for the vocabulary lesson), we're extending a cordial invitation never to be our customer.

Concord Aerospace operates with strict adherence to ethical and legal standards, and we unequivocally condemn any form of racism, antisemitism, or hate speech. Such behavior is entirely inconsistent with our company values of diversity, inclusion, and respect for all individuals. Consequently, we cannot, under any circumstances, produce or ship items containing such offensive language or sentiments. It is important to clarify that while we offer customizable panels, we strictly prohibit the inclusion of any racist, disrespectful, or Nazi-related text. Even if such customization is intended as a "joke," we maintain a zero-tolerance policy for such content and will not produce items containing such offensive language or sentiments. Additionally, we want to emphasize that Concord Aerospace will not hesitate to involve the authorities and pursue the full extent of the law, if necessary, should this situation escalate into harassment or any other legal matter.


Although these switch panels are sold as memorabilia & display units, they include industrial grade toggle switch / button hardware as a part of its design.  We utilize these components within our simulation projects and wire them in order to make the switches operational.  In the case of powered operational use, the owner assumes all risk and liability for proper installation of these products.  Concord Aerospace is not liable for any damages caused by the incorrect use or faulty wiring of our products. 


The first iteration of the JEWISH SPACE LASER was developed in complete secrecy around 1446 B.C. by the Israelites of Egypt in collaboration with space-aliens from planet Zbornak 5. 

It was initially designed as a rapid liquid evaporator (RLE) and was integral during the parting of the Red Sea during the Exodus.  The immense energy needed for such a powerful ancient device required the building of the World's first mobile portable power bank, the Ark of the Covenant. 

The Jewish Space Laser and the Ark of the Covenant was stored in the Temple of Salomon for some time. The Jewish Space Laser hardware and the Ark of the Covenant vanished when the Babylonians conquered Jerusalem in 587 B.C. Some of the original plans were saved and rushed to the Library of Alexandria under extreme secrecy and were protected throughout the centuries by several different secret society.  

After the founding of the United States, 1776, the lost plans were smuggled to the New World by the Freemasons.  The secret knowledge of the JEWISH SPACE LASER was hidden and constantly moved to avoid discovery.  These hidden locations include George Washington's grave, a secret chamber in the Jefferson Memorial, the Torch of the Statue of Liberty and most recently,  the basement of Nicolas Cage's house. 

The most powerful Jewish Laser hardware was developed and made operational as a secret weapon by the United States Military.  It was placed in low Earth orbit in 2017 by the newly formed U.S. SPACE FORCE created specifically to operate the Jewish Space Laser.

During its operations & checkout testing in 2018, a malfunction triggered an unplanned firing of the laser. The powerful beam struck California and started a massive wildfire causing state-wide devastation. 

In January 2021, this dark secret and mission failure was discovered by a junior congresswoman of the United States. 

Once public knowledge, the military Jewish Space Laser and all accompanying hardware in orbit was self-destructed by the Space Force. The fallen debris was cloaked under the meteor shower Anthelion in January 2021. 

The plans were shortly leaked to public, and many different versions of the laser are now commercially available to public including the Non-Jewish ones to be used by the Gentile populace. 

Makes a great gift for any Space Enthusiast and conspiracy theorist. 

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